Would you choke a chimp?

Would you strangle every last chimp? If it would save the lives of aids infected junkies ; now this is totally hypothetical as I dont know how or why murdering chimpanzees would do it. Would you choose man over monkey? http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/SISLEY-FASHION-JUNKIE-1.preview.jpg


or would you strangle every last aids infected super model junkie to save the chimps?

http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2007/01/02/chimp_gun.JPG

Well not if the chimp had a gun. Be cool man.

I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.

WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY TEACH MONKIES TO USE GUNS :(

I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.

Anally
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Anal has nothing to do with it.

Audios Infected Dick Sucker

I'm still pissed about the monkies using guns.

I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams.

I hope you weren't under the impression that it was ASM that would tell it. His jokes are less "laugh out loud" funny and more "what the fuck is this guy talking about did, he forget his meds again?" funny.

Of course I would choke a chimp, I've choked my chimp several times today. Sometimes I choke my chimp so much that instead of semen coming out, a little flag comes out that says "skeet" (just like that, in all lowercase letters and I think Arial, not sure). That's when I know I have to cut back like to say only 4-5 times a day.

I get a little LCD screen that says 'You win' and it hurts like a mother fucker when it goes back in. It flashes in multiple colors though, so it's an expensive LCD display. It occasionally makes simple animations.

I can still read your posts, ASM.

I smoked a joint while watching that video and now I know the secrets to the universe.

What the Ronald Macdonald thing?

I can still read your posts, ASM.

I can read your thoughts and there really dirty!

Ronald macdonald daughter sexy video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KMUb0aQCaz8&feature=related)

This is best scene while drunk or on a acid trip

ronnie insanity (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc)

I get a little LCD screen that says 'You win' and it hurts like a mother fucker when it goes back in. It flashes in multiple colors though, so it's an expensive LCD display. It occasionally makes simple animations.

And as a self-defense mechanism, the flashing colors put you in a seizure, thus preventing you from abusing it for a good 15 minutes.