Tendo City: Back and Better than Ever

Congratulations, you have somehow managed to stumble across Tendo City. We don't know how you did it, and frankly, we don't care. So you may be asking yourself, just what is Tendo City? Well, I'm glad you asked. You see, Tendo City is a message board. It has hundreds of members, give or take, and there are thousands of new posts each day (again, this is what we like to call a general approximation). By coming here, you have been presented with the unique opportunity to join a very, very, very select group of individuals, to mingle with the unquestioned intellectual bastions of the human race. Except Darunia. We don't know what his problem is. He thinks he runs the place. We would be inclined to agree except for the fact that he hasn't paid the bills in freaking forever. Maybe you can talk to him for us. He doesn't know you, and you might catch him off-guard. It would definitely help if you were a female. Even if you aren't, you can tuck it in-between your legs, Buffalo Bill-style, and pretend. Whew. Are you still with me? Excellent! A fastidious attention span is the hallmark of a fantastic intellect. Nothing says "brains" like true, steel-blue focus. So, how about them Cowboys? Oh, yeah, they didn't make the playoffs. What a surprise. Jesus, the Cowboys suck. And I... oh, right, attention span, of course. Well, tangents happen even to the best of us, right? Are you an Arrested Development fan? I am not personally, but I think I'm in the extreme minority. In fact, I think somewhere along the line Arrested Development fandom was a cardinal requirement for unmolested, continuous posting here at Tendo City. Are you still enjoying yourself, reading this? You're sick. Seriously. I'm writing the damn thing and even I gave up reading it five minutes ago. I have more important things to do than read a stupid marquee. Go on, make yourself useful. Go post or something. Just stay away from the naughty places. Like lazyfatbum's genitals. Godspeed, and you better come back, because now that you joined, we know enough about you to reach through the internet right into your happy little surburban home and delete your cat. Really, we mean it. Make it easier on everyone and just stay and be a good poster. You never know what it might do for you someday.

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	The Somewhat-Monthly Review (1 Viewing) Everyone has an opinion. Read reviews on games, movies, and more. Don't be shy about writing one, either! Sub-Forums: Nintendo's Consoles, Nintendo's Handhelds, Microsoft, Sega, Sony, Great Rumbler's Anime Corner, Book Reviews, Television Show Reviews (not anime), Other Media	Angel Cop by A Black Falcon 28th July 2010 9:17 PM	124	464
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